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08/05/2010 - Atlanta, GA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Alex Gonzalez and Eric Hinske homered off Giants ace Tim Lincecum and the Braves defeated San Francisco, 3-2, to kick off a four-game set between these playoff hopefuls.
Jair Jurrjens (4-4) went six innings and yielded two runs on seven hits and three walks to remain undefeated at home this year at 4-0 in six starts.
Gonzalez's two-run shot was his second homer as a Brave and 19th of the season, while Hinske put a solo shot just over the wall in right in the sixth to serve as the game-winner for Atlanta, which was coming off taking two of three from the Mets and improved its MLB-leading home record to 37-14.
Tim Lincecum (11-5) fanned seven in 6 1/3 innings, but was bitten by the longball in allowing three runs on six total hits while walking three. He had been 3-0 over his last five starts since a personal two-game slide.
Andres Torres had three hits and knocked in a run for San Francisco, which had a four-game winning streak snapped Wednesday with a loss to Colorado.
<< Two share lead at Turning Stone
Verona, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Rory Sabbatini and Omar Uresti posted seven-
under 65s Thursday and they share the lead with the first round of the Turning
Stone Resort Championship suspended due to darkness.
There was a two-hour, 43-minute we
<< Suns name Blanks general manager
Phoenix, AZ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Phoenix Suns named Lance Blanks the new
general manager on Thursday.
"After a thorough search, we believe we have found the perfect choice to serve
as our general manager," said Suns president of ba
<< Davidson fires 63 to lead Wichita Open
Wichita, KS (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Matt Davidson fired an eight-under 63 Thursday
to take a one-stroke lead after one round of the Wichita Open.
Davidson has made just five starts this year with a tie for seventh his best
finish. He has never
<< Haynesworth MRI reveals no structural damage
Washington, DC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - An MRI exam on Washington Redskins
defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth's ailing knee reportedly showed no
structural damage.
The Washington Post, which cites sources familiar with the situ
Izturis' heroics helps O's sweep Angels >>
Baltimore, MD (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Cesar Izturis' single in the bottom of the
ninth drove in the game-winning run, as the Baltimore Orioles edged the
Angels, 5-4, to complete a three-game sweep at Camden Yards.
Francisco Rodriguez (
Beltre, Dice-K lead Boston to split with Tribe >>
Boston, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Adrian Beltre's eighth career grand slam
backed eight dominant innings from Daisuke Matsuzaka, and the Boston Red Sox
earned a four-game series split with the Cleveland Indians by posting a 6-2
victory
Dodgers' Martin possibly done for season >>
Los Angeles, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Los Angeles Dodgers catcher Russell
Martin will likely miss the remainder of the regular season with a torn labrum
in his right hip.
Martin was placed on the 15-day disabled list Wednesday for the
Lenhart leads Columbus over Philadelphia >>
Chester, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Substitute Steven Lenhart scored twice to lead
the Columbus Crew to a 2-1 win Thursday night over the Philadelphia Union in
Major League Soccer at PPL Park.
Lenhart scored on each side of half for his third
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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